Ladies and gentlemen... today I came across something very disturbing. Something SO DISTURBING that it may just signal the end of civilization as we know it. The Guardian.co.uk and Gawker Media just reported that Fox News may not renew Glenn Beck's contract when it ends in December. Of course, neither of these are considered to be the most reliable news sources in the world. But I ask myself, would Glenn Beck be so quick to write off such an earth-shattering and apocalyptic rumor?!?!?! Glenn Beck would have the courage to see the deeper conspiracy here, that forces too great and powerful for us to comprehend are plotting to silence the voice of truth!!
LOL!!1!!
I would gladly offer proof of this conspiracy, and THERE IS PLENTY OF PROOF. But in lieu of a chalkboard and ridiculous props, I shall honor this leader of men - this watchful protector who guards us from the socialist agenda that threatens to swallow us whole every day - in the best way I know how: with a video montage of some of his timeless theories performed by Jon Stewart
Godspeed, Glenn.
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